Levitation For Agnostics

Do not attempt to meditate

do not under any circumstances


assume the lotus position

do not try to suspend disbelief


no matter that you no longer

disbelieve in suspension


disbelief is your friend

do not try to focus


all of your physical and mental

energy in the vicinity of


your third eye

any fool can tell you


you do not have

three eyes


or the God-given ability

to pick the winning ticket


everything that happens



simple as that

do not therefore be surprised


should you find yourself

floating ever so slightly


in the grocery store

parking lot even with


an armful of arugula

weighing you down


you are not exceptional

you are not alone


this is all you need to know

until it isn’t