By JONATHAN BALMER Contributing Writer More than potentially harming our long-term prosperity, the foreign policy of the United States has gross moral flaws which have failed a generation here and…
By RACHAEL CASTILLO Copy-Editor Four years ago, I stepped foot on the Georgetown College’s campus for the first time. I remember three things about the tour I received that day:…
By JONATHAN KAYS Contributing Writer So, today I decided to give up on caring; I will give zero copulations, zero fornications and not a single coitus. My plan is to…
By JONATHAN BALMER Contributing writer State legislation recently doubled the expectations for aspiring educators to include 200 observation hours— which sucks generally but especially at Georgetown College. Other institutions, such…
By HANNAH KRIEGER Copy Editor What percent chance of rain should there be before I wear rain boots to class? We all know that the weather of Georgetown seems to…
By ZACK LOSEY Contributing Writer As I’m no doubt writing to a generally conservative, Christian audience I’d like to start with a disclaimer—I mean no offense. That said, what I’m…
By JONATHAN KAYS Contributing writer If I have any luck at all, then hopefully you’ll miss the initial claim of this article and cruise blissfully through the well crafted orations…
By AUSTIN FRALEY Contributing Writer It’s springtime and recruitment is in the air. From new people wearing letters to extremely loud circle-ups, it’s unavoidable to notice. For some, it’s a…
By ETHAN SMITH Opinion Editor These are uncertain times we live in. Our nation has a lot of issues that need attention from capable leaders. Similarly, our college has many…
By JONATHAN KAYS Staff Writer Turkey, the myth, the bird, the legend. Born of greatness, hatched from the spherical dome of ivory inevitability. The emblematic embalming of every inkling to…